Professional spy.
Amateur electrician.
Weaponised jerk.
This is one person's custom-generated epilogue from Gunpoint, a stealth game about rewiring things and punching people.
It's a result of how they handled the game's key decisions, and how glib they chose to be about them at the end.
Here! It's $10, and there's a free demo.
4 dead. 7 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.
They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.
I, er, may have killed more people than I actually avenged here.
The trigger man's going down. I thought that would feel good, but there's no escaping what it cost.
I don't know.
I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.
Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.
Either way, I need to get out of this city.